Kelly’s Christmas Shop

Our family is a big music family.  During our “spare” time (hehehe), we have a DJ business – so music is a big part of our lives.  And those fractured song lyrics are a big hit.

In keeping with the “spirit” of Christmas, I decided to share some fractured Christmas carol lyrics with you.  Feel free to share some of your own!

• Deck the halls with Buddy Holly
• We three kings of porridge and tar
• On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me
• Later on we’ll perspire, as we dream by the fire
• He’s making a list, chicken and rice
• Noel, Noel.  Barney’s the King of Israel
• With the jelly hot proclaim
• Olive, the other reindeer
• Frosty, the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say
• Sleep in heavenly peas
• You’ll go down in Listerine
• Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap, and hay
• Come, froggy faithful
• Good tidings we bring to you and your kid

Merry Christmas, everyone!

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